bloglovin

Norwegian weather! -ler-

temperatures:

+15C / 59F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10C / 50F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5C / 41F
Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.... ...

0C / 32F
Distilled water freezes. The water in the Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5C / 23F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10C / 14F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

-20C / -4F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30C / -22F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40C / -40F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50C / -58F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70C / -94F
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-183C / -297.4F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273C / -459.4F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, det er kaldt i dag! (Damn, it's cold outside today!)"

-300C / -508F
Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.



hahahahahhahahahahaha!
jegler
meg ihjel!!!!!!

14 kommentarer

Karsten

16.01.2010 kl.02:28

Hei jeg er enig med vret helt sykt kaldt for tiden. Men sprengkulda er jo vekke pyew endelig. Hper det blir varmere snart er du enig?. Men du har en fin blogg med masser av fine bilder og gode inlegg g innp min blogg som er Kazzinhoo.blogg.no

The Girl

16.01.2010 kl.02:32

konge!

Everest

16.01.2010 kl.02:37

haha but so so wrong, it aint even funny =p

oki its a little funn-nay.. nay =p

-E-

Huset med det rare i

16.01.2010 kl.02:52

haha

oorgame

16.01.2010 kl.03:57

Hei, vi e 2 jente som blogger pent om sex, det beste er, vi er ikke er anonym!

Her kan du lese alt, og begge er 16, da tenker vi vel samme sex niv. Ikke sant?

Unnskyld fr reklame, <3
hahahhaha beste jeg har lest i dag!

alfapsyko

16.01.2010 kl.08:30

Hahaha:D

godt le litt fr men m p tidlig p jobb en lrdag :P

linnmaryjohansen

16.01.2010 kl.11:58

Hei Hei :D bare innom fr og nske deg en god helg videre:)

Cecilieharlatterkrampa

16.01.2010 kl.12:19

Hahahahahaha !

mimieb

16.01.2010 kl.12:31

hahaha konge miriam.. ha en fantastisk helg<3<3<3

Bon Linus

16.01.2010 kl.13:43

hahahahaha XD genialt!

Malin ☆

16.01.2010 kl.17:05

HAHAH

Tonje H

18.01.2010 kl.19:58

haha, helt fantastisk :)

Monica

19.01.2010 kl.01:55

hahaha!

SPEAK!

hits